Goth Girls Looks Kind Of Lame: A Review Based On Conjecture And Innuendo

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I have not actually seen Goth Girls, a new softcore/horror release from Doorway Productions. I have, however, visited their website and can say without a doubt, it's kind of lame. The still shots of the videos of their various productions are the epitome of low-budget doo-doo. This doesn't mean that I will never watch the video. Who knows? It might be so bad it's good.

I will give Doorway owner, Josh Maldonado, props though. He's doing what he wants to do and he's making money doing it.

"These are all softcore and bondage stories that have a 'Twilight Zone' feel to them," Maldonado said. "Some of the stories we do are a little cheesy, but they're usually creepy and erotic."

Goth Girls features Lynn Marz, Jessika del Monte, Cassie Zonbar and Nikki C.. I promise I'll check it out.

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