You Can't Keep A Bad Girl Down

The Evil Treads hard rock clothing company has signed the infamous Lizzy Borden as their latest spokesmodel. The new ad campaign is scheduled to kick of in the September issue of the rock n' roll mag, Revolver.

"Rock stars are really into my pornography," Borden told Adult Video News, "and I'm really into rock, so it was a good match, and I'm stoked as hell."

Ongoing legal troubles at Extreme Associates have kept Borden out of the spotlight for the past few years.

"After the indictment I really laid low," she said. "I didn't do a photo layout for three years...but now I figure it's about time to get back out there and whore myself out to companies."

Borden will also be shooting her first sex scene in almost five years. "It's going to be with Gina Lynn for a title called Gina Hates Lizzy," she said.

Whatever you may think about Lizzy, her husband Rob Black and the products Extreme puts out (they're material has dealt with simulated rape, murder and a woman licking up her own vomit after giving oral sex), you have to admit, they're honest. You might even be able to argue (and, oh yes dear readers, I certainly am) that what they do serves a higher social purpose.

According to Joseph Slade, pornography researcher and former director of Ohio University's School of Telecommunications, pornography has little to do with morality.

"Moral judgments are not applicable," he recently told the Athens News. "Porn tries to be marginal and ends up refreshing our culture. Real porn offends someone."

If that's the case, then Lizzy, you are for real. Welcome back to the spotlight.