Wednesday, May 31, 2006


Marie Osmond Shocked By Teen Daughters' Desire For Sex

70's pop sensation Marie Osmond has embarked on a crusade to clean up the Internet after discovering her teenaged daughters' racy posts on MySpace.com.

Adopted daughter Jessica, aka F-Off, recently revealed to the world that she is bisexual and that she craves sex "as many times as possible" every day. Her younger sister, Rachael, described herself as a "slut" and a "whore" before giving a detailed account of her fantasy of having sex with pop legend David Bowie.

"I am saddened by some of the choices that two of our children have made," said Osmond, a devout Mormon.

"If my being a celebrity figure is good for anything, let it be as a voice of warning to other parents that no matter how protective we think we may have been with our children in the past, we need to become more knowlegable and even more vigilant now in order to protect them."

Horny teenagers? No way. Marie, my heart goes out to you.

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

poor marie. it's such a horrible, horrible world we live in where teens think about sex, and worse yet, engage in sexual conversations on myspace. my prayers are with her in her time of need. and they involve freeing her head from the puckered clenches of her ass.

11:44 AM  
Blogger chris redd said...

Amen.

7:13 AM  

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